Just For Laughs

He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHe: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!

He: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHe: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!

He: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHe: I must have been given your share!!!

He: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHe: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!

He: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHe: Okay, get out!!!

He: I think I could make you very happy.
SHe: Why? Are you leaving?

He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHe: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

He: Can I have your name?
SHe: Why? Don't you already have one?

He: Shall we go and see a film?
SHe: I've already seen it!

He: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHe: Nah, it's just bad luck!!!

He: Where have you been all my life?
SHe: Hiding from you.

He: Haven't I seen you from someplace before?
SHe: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

He: Is this seat empty?
SHe: This one will be if you sit down!