The Internet Is For Porn

The Internet is really really great... FOR PORN!
I gotta fast connection so i dun have to wait... FOR PORN!
There's always some new sites... FOR PORN!
I browse all day and night... FOR PORN!
Its like im surfing at the speed of light... FOR PORN!

Treky!... The Internet is for porn... Treky!
The Internet is for porn... wad are you doing?
Why do you think the net was born?
Porn, porn, porn.

Treky.
Oh hello Kate monster.
You are ruining my song.
Oh me sorry, me no mean to.
Well, if you wouldn't mind, please be quiet for a minute so i can finish my song?
Oakey doakey.
GOOD.

Im glad we have this new technology... FOR PORN!
Which gives us untold opportunities... FOR PORN! Opps sorry.
From your own desktop... For...
You can research, browse and shop... mmm...
Until you had enough and you are ready to start... FOR PORN!

Treky!... The Internet is for porn... Helloooo...
The Internet is for porn... Treky!...
We all be hugging me for porn, porn porn...

That's gross... You're a pervert.
Awww... Make sense too Kate monster.
No really... You're a pervert. Normal people dun sit at home and watch porn on the Internet.
Noooo?
What...
You have no idea! Ready normal people?
Ready, ready, ready!
Let me hear it!

The Internet is for porn... Sorry Kate... Huh?
The Internet is for porn... I masturbate...
All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn... The Internet is not for porn!
Porn, porn... Hold on a second... Wow?
For i happen to know for in fact that you, Ron, check your portfoilio and trade stocks online... Thats correct.
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com... Sure.
And Gary, you keep selling your posessions on EBay... Yes I do.
And you, Quinceston, you sent me that sweet online birthday card... True.
Oh, but Kate, what do you think he would do after? Hmmm?
Hahaha... Yeah.
Euuuuuu.....

The Internet is for porn... Gross.
The Internet is for porn... I hate porn.
Grab you dick and double click for porn, porn, porn... I hate men.
Porn...Porn... Im leaving...Porn... I hate the Internet... Porn... Porn...
The Internet is for, the Internet is for, the Internet is for Porn! Yaaa...