Wednesday, January 9, 2008

The Kiasu Brigade

Today, i met with someone who obviously came from the kiasu brigade club and society. I was in the bus (of course i was in the bus. How u expect me to know if i was not?) There was 1 particular lady carrying only a small handbag in her early 50s. As she was boarding the bus, she seemed to be in a hurry, pushing and shoving people wif her big butt. "Ecue me, ecue me!" Why the hurry u might ask. Right at the end of the bus was the last two empty seats. One old fella about 84 years old was walking towards those precious seats. That women was like... omg... damn kiasu... she ran! in the goddam bus and obviously many people noticed. She jumped and booph! landed on the seat. And instead of giving the other seat to the old man, she placed her "ernormous" handbag on it and looked at the old man like an ignorant pumpkin head, happy that she won that seat. Wad? You think ur handbag is more important than a old man izzit? Then those old folks home would start taking care of handbags instead of old folks.

The old man looked at the lady and pointed to the seat. Either the woman worships her bag or she is just too retarded. "Orh. Paiseh." And what did she do? Ohh.... SHE MOVED HER HANDBAG AN ENORMOUS 3 CM. WOW! Her handbag must have contained something small and heavy and she must have used a crane to move that thing to that seat of hers. She thinks her grandfather bought that seat of hers and so she can use that seat for her own use? WRONG!
We should be considerate ma... Give old people ur seat instead of taking advantage of their vulnerability and slow reflexes. Learn from our elders... yea right. Then Singapore will be crammed with VIP members of the Kiasu Brigade and there wont be any value that the government wants us to have le.

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